June 22, 2009
Dear CNN, Thus far, you have yet to send me a ‘Breaking News’ alert regarding “the dissolution of the ten-year marriage of Jon and Kate Gosselin.” I appreciate that thoughtfulness. Don’t you dare fuck it up at the top of the hour. Love, Maggie

Dear CNN,

Thus far, you have yet to send me a ‘Breaking News’ alert regarding “the dissolution of the ten-year marriage of Jon and Kate Gosselin.”

I appreciate that thoughtfulness.

Don’t you dare fuck it up at the top of the hour.

Love, Maggie

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